The time has come for the annual rite of passage of improving oneself, setting goals, and ultimately forgetting all about the resolutions within like a couple weeks.
Cmon, you are definitely going to use that Peloton to stack clothes on instead of getting in shape, just be honest with yourself.
But if you are thinking of a New Years resolution, what better place to find inspiration than the hyper-competitive world of SEC coaching? I mean, these men are the 100-hour work week, seven or eight figure making, kings of this part of the country.
What could they possibly be thinking as the clock strikes midnight and we roll into 2020?
The reason why I have a process is so I can keep doing the process until the process is so simple I can process every minute of every day, so quit asking me about my resolution alright?!?! I mean, yeah, ok, Ive got plenty of time right now to think since were not in the playoff, but its all fine, ITS FINE, because theres a process. Im not going anywhere, right?!
[finally opens the Coke on his podium and chugs it all]
Ditto to whatever Coach Saban does, but Im definitely my own man for sure.
Grow out his big toes or shrink a couple toes to not have yeti feet, and if theres time, take up boxing .
[tweets picture of his boat with Ole Miss flag]
Winky emoji, gif of dolphin jumping through a fiery hoop fans debate the meaning of this resolution for the next three months.
(record retracted due to private schools being private and stuff) Lets just assume its wearing vests everywhere at all times forever.
Eat less red meat...doctors orders! BUT pork is a white meat so YESSSSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Quit smoking (does he smoke? you ask, I say its doesnt matter)
Buy a new pair of glasses for the first time since 2009 .
Totally not going to bring up my accomplishments at family gatherings any more, I dont need to do it, honestly, really its really fine that Bob is retired and did so well, and everyone says Im doing a great job. Im good enough! AND BY GOD PEOPLE LIKE ME!
Try to look like a head football coach instead of like a Mizzou fan who won a head coach for the day contest.
Get a Twittbook or Myface account, whatever these millennials are doing nowadays, continue being a dumb neanderthal.
Buy some oversized belt buckles, bolo ties, and chew hay more often.
Start every day with a shot of tabasco and douse skin liberally with Tony Chacheres (this has been his same resolution 20 years running); also cut down on sodium (also same resolution annually).
Gotta be #PoweredbytheT so Im getting testosterone shots every day until the National Championship 2021! Not that I need them, I DEFINITELY DONT NEED THEM BALD MEN ARE USUALLY WAY MORE VIRILE.
What are your Ole Miss resolutions for this next year? Will you stay for the second half of every football game? Comment or tweet @redcuprebellion with your 2020 plans.
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